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BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.
“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”
by RocketCulture April 26, 2025
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blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women
by peegeeare May 4, 2025
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bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.
Bless you, Jack
by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025
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blesstie

coined by sky @goodnightloveyouu and further propagated by natasha @natashajadeacosta

a portmanteau of “bless” and “bestie”
so blessed to have my besties, my blessties <333
by blesstie October 4, 2025
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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Blessday

An angel’s version of a birthday, as in the day they ascended into Heaven.
Happy Blessday, Brittany! It’s been 20 years since you came into our afterlife!
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Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )
yooo blessing is soo tough
by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025
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