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Texas anal massacre

You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full
I feed Maddie last night with the Texas Anal Massacre
by Big baddy August 5, 2019
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Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.
After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
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Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..
Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.
by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015
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texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission
Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action
by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017
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texas 8&4

The pinnacle of success for collegiate football in College Station, Texas. A prerequisite for annual participation in the Belk, Liberty, Music City, Texas, and Gator Bowls.
We pride ourselves in being a mediocre football program. In an effort to uphold our tradition, we are going to pay a guy named "Jimbo" a small fortune to rebrand us as Texas 8&4.
by OhioStateStillSucks August 30, 2022
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texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson
by User202 January 11, 2017
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