Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

by Saucebag June 3, 2016

slopy dog

The act of inserting a dick into a girl who is shitting diarrhea

Guy having sex with girl when she shits all over his dick giving him a slopy dog

by hairyfurr April 17, 2014

jake the dog

a savage who has token a day long nap

"im gonna take a day long nap now" - jake the dog

by lolman63 December 13, 2018

stuffed dog

A term used for expressing something to fuck or control.
or maybe just laugh at while your pet dog humps the poor stuffed animal.

Im not your stuffed dog

by supersdurz January 27, 2011

Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery

“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”

by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023

Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.

"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"

by Lazcus September 6, 2021

garlic dog

god himself.

garlic dog is garlic god.

by --meow July 24, 2019