by Copengriz February 16, 2019
An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.
Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.
by Jeffalooboo June 04, 2020
Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.
I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
by Dick Onchin February 08, 2022
“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”
"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"
"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"
by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018
when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.
by WetStylee December 29, 2017
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