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David Quaresma

one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality
person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes
by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021
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JOSIAH DAVID

Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy
James: who's that dude

Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID
by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022
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The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
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David effect

When you’re really good at video games, but suddenly start doing bad.
by Xekzie August 21, 2019
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David💚

David is the reason I’m still here, he means the world to me, the most lovable person ever
Me- have you seen David💚?
Person 2- yeah he cute asf
Me- OI HE IS MINE
by NFISTHEREALESTRAPPER May 2, 2022
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Chelsea & David

Chelsea & David they're the perfect couple, they both have been thru a lot of stuff thur life and relationships, but they don't let that effect there relationship with one another.

They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.

They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.

And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.
That couple over there, must be Chelsea & David they are so in love and happy you can see it all over them and the way they look at each other.

I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚
by RealTalkDontHate70 December 27, 2022
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David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂
David Batley- the big man himself
by M8_101 May 25, 2018
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