A really adorable person, that's cute to the point that they seem like a potato. Considering that potato's are deemed cute you use potato at the end.
by Dark Empress April 08, 2015
Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."
1.
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
Bob: "Hurry up in there."
Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."
2.
Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"
Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."
by Xtofer January 12, 2009
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by Vanessavampire12 October 28, 2017
When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
by DocChase June 22, 2010
The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.
by John G. December 07, 2004
The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 March 12, 2014