Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 6, 2019

Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google

A safe way!

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.

by man!? February 19, 2018

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023