Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2024

by Smoky1111 March 12, 2023

November 12 is Kiss your crush day :)
by ur crush sent this to u November 10, 2020

If you are born on this date you are such a cutie patootie and i would do anything for ur dick in me. Jk ur actuakly an asshole
by k4yyz.z March 13, 2023

by Pistachio71 June 4, 2020

A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!
Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol
by pollutebumhole August 1, 2024

You: Yo let's cuddle
Femboy Friend: Why? You never wanna cuddle
You: It's 12 December
Femboy Friend: Okay
Femboy Friend: Why? You never wanna cuddle
You: It's 12 December
Femboy Friend: Okay
by SomeRandoFemboyLover December 12, 2023
