Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

dank man

a combo one hacks other waits

dank man oh t&em fools

by jokera March 18, 2022

The Purple Man

He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.

The Purple Man is watching you.

by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

Blake bossy man hagan

Step term of terrick hunt they both mean pulling wet pussy and will scuba dive in ur girlfriends and wifey’s yahoo for damn sure i know from experience they rode train on my wife

He was such a Blake bossy man hagan

by Terrick hunt May 1, 2018

Magnet Man

A person who had the ability to attract popular people to them.

“Look, all the popular kids are coming over, thanks to the Magnet Man”

by MarinelliBomb October 24, 2019

Man Cry

An emotional response, often involving tears, triggered by an inspiring, poignant, or deeply human event—typically one that stirs a sense of quiet pride, empathy, or solemn admiration.

Man 1: Not gonna lie, I had a full-on man cry watching that scene where the old soldier salutes his fallen comrades—hit me right in the chest.

Man 2: I had that once, when I heard about the Carpathia racing to save Titanic survivors

by Ihavenolifefromphilly April 9, 2025