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When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.
*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"
by Halol1185 December 14, 2019
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Round piece of shit

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016
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Gronk/Shit Cunt

A Gronk/Shit Cunt! a suck-up, a perso who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about who there actions affect

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Jakehoddgess :hey let’s go borrow GORGES Car for a week and when he asks for it back coz I already have a car we will bash him and while there knocked down I’ll dog shot him.and say I did it coz he owes my dead dad money but he really doesn’t I’ll just use that excuse coz Iam a GRONK/Shit Cunt.
by Adzyisthegreatist April 17, 2021
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You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Shit-wreck

Linda is a total shit-wreck tonight,
by Cool Cat Tour Coordinator October 11, 2015
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