zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

zombiewave

Zombiewaves often roam around on PlayStation network looking for young girls to cling to. They will flirt and tell you they love you. It is unknown as to wither they are pedophiles or not.

message on ps3- Your like a beautiful angel rising up into the sky, wanna play CoD with me?

Sis don't talk to him he is a zombiewave

by CarbonXox July 17, 2012

ZOMBIESTATUS

1:ZOMBIESTATUS is a state of mind in which a person can only focus on Zombie or zombie related subjects.
2:ZOMBIESTATUS is similar to NINJASTATUS when some one does a task extreamly zombie like.

1: Oh man ill i can think about is zombiemovies ive got ZOMBIESTATUS bad!
2: man that guy is clumsy he has mad ZOMBIESTATUS

by ZOMBIESTATUS September 12, 2012

zombiebums

Bums (and druggies) who walk around like zombies, weaving through moving cars, and looking as if flesh-eating bacteria will soon turn them into the actual living dead.

I swear, the traffic on South Pine was insane, with all the cars having to dodge the zombiebums.

by Sumodo November 10, 2012

Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012