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van shopping

We are van shopping...
by Mammelle January 9, 2018
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Van

van is the definition of perfection and everything else in the world that is in the right place
“WOW THIS IS SO VAN”
ion know shit I’m sayin but this from lalnun love you van”
by LALIIIPOPVAN May 29, 2022
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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
by Bruce ri March 17, 2021
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Nathan Van Veen

A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy
Nathan Van Veen”

A savage at bmx street and is is a short guy
by The bloody tomatoes March 30, 2019
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Van

A place where kids can recive free candy in return for their freedom
Kid1: aye yo man this guy is givin out candy in his van
Kid2: fuck yeah bro lets go
by LetsBeFrank0719 February 1, 2021
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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Lets van note in that truck bed
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
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White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
by Codfisssh November 10, 2019
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