New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.

I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.

by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023

suicide

NOT A GOOD THING. YOU WILL DIE.

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”

by taytay dust May 28, 2022

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

suicide

self-annihilation

bob commited suicide

by bob_wastaken February 25, 2022

jaxx suicide

a sexy dorito 🥵🥵 a scemo babe, very emo boy

jaxx suicide is so sexy

by aaronsimpsforpeople November 21, 2021

economic suicide

A term that means when a government bans and prohibits a certain product or service from a multibillion dollar company that costs a lot of money in revenue and causes harm to the economy.

The United States committed economic suicide by banning an app that was worth over $1 billion in revenue.

by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022