Fucking Red

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick. Not to be utilized when your boys are sliding over to chill.

“Bro I went to her crib and she had the lights on Fucking Red, shi was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.

by brodoman September 29, 2022

red crush

noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.

Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.

by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

Red Warpaint

The use of blood and fecal matter as face paint after a rough anal sex session.

After I wrecked Christie’s asshole, I put my finger in her but and used the mess as Red Warpaint on her face

by WittyJ April 28, 2021

Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022

Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.

She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.

by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021

so red

A phrase used in a derogatory or complimentary way to insult or praise one or more rednecks for their actions or belongings.

The way Jimmy drives his house is so red.
Billie's mullet is so red, I wonder who did it?

by Oak Ridge Boy January 24, 2020

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 4, 2007