Ball Sweat Soup

To have the temperature and humidity so high that you sweat enough in the nether regions to make soup broth.

Geez Thom, it's so hot today that I'm able to make ball sweat soup, from my ball sweat...

by Litespeed61 July 25, 2016

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cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

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Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

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Polish Cabbage Soup

When oral sex is performed on a Polish cow (or obese woman).

I had two servings of Polish cabbage soup last night.

by Bustin Beaver March 3, 2020

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Chicken Noodle soup

A word that can be said at any time at any occasion

Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup

by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021

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soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

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