The evolution of one's chin after giving numerous blowjobs. Resulting in a elongated jaw and hideously large mouth.
Usually on college kids and media teachers.
Usually on college kids and media teachers.
by smackratz. December 1, 2010
Get the Blowjob Mouth mug.by dand May 31, 2006
Get the bloody mouth mug.1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?
Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!
Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!
by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006
Get the Machete Mouth mug."Dude,I haven't slept in 3 days I'm hit in the mouth."
"that must have been one crazy ass party you had last night because your apartment is hit in the mouth!"
"that must have been one crazy ass party you had last night because your apartment is hit in the mouth!"
by Hybridbird March 2, 2005
Get the hit in the mouth mug.Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
Get the Dick in Mouth mug.Used by Idiots as a way of expressing the fact that: A) They have never touched a girl, B)They just Licked a girl out, and C) They have no clue that you can not thrust your face into a girls crotch as if you were giving her a blowjob.
Idiot 1: Dude I just Mouth Banged my girl friend!
Guy: Yeah I was... wait, Mouth Banged, your Girl Friend?
Guy: Yeah I was... wait, Mouth Banged, your Girl Friend?
by vectorspyke July 10, 2009
Get the Mouth Banged mug.A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
by 500 Year Flood July 5, 2010
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