Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 25, 2023

Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

MUFFHEAD

A person who has a Muffy Head and likes to explore moisty forests

The Muffs are legendary and are descendants of wankers

Look at that guy, wow he's such a Muffhead
That person was so rude, yea he's a Muffhead

by turtlesniffer August 17, 2023

Mouffull

A full mouth.

Shit Sunn, dassa mouffull nigga

by ALKEMYSTYK September 19, 2023

Muff Marinade

The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.

Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.

by Skank Hunt January 7, 2024