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Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons
Matthew loves coke
by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020
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matthew higgins

a good person that will kill you at night and stalks you
by matthew higgins October 16, 2014
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Matthew Holden

Hottest dude in the room and is a awesome boyfriend may have long hair and is 5 "8 or 5 "9 and will always treat you right so you should date this man he's good at football and mine craft and is cracked at fortnite my guy uuuuuuuuuh will love you and is very VERY good looking and skinny and in excellent physical health
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by TrueMon December 5, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.
Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.
by KenKay03 September 3, 2021
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Matthew

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate
Yo look at Matthew!
by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018
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Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!
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Matthew

Wow! Matthew is so sexy
by MemeBoiiYT Is The Best YTber January 11, 2023
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