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bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.
browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
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Puff The Magic Dragon

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis
Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.
by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010
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Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Dinkles the magical fairy

A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.
Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole
by Kai Mitchell October 2, 2006
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do yo magic

twerk ona dick love ona dick suck ona dick fuck ona dick
by bigdickreed April 22, 2018
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shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
by parka March 15, 2012
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