bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.

browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

Puff The Magic Dragon

The name of a children's song sung by Peter, Paul and Mary which is passed off as fairy tale but really about smoking pot.

You smoke pot Foucher!

by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003

magic wand of charms

the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis

Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.

by xx Ice Bitch xx June 2, 2010

Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Dinkles the magical fairy

A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.

Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole

by Kai Mitchell October 2, 2006

the magic frog moment

when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck

1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment

by ferrettoes1 May 22, 2020

Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.

Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.

by Olive989 March 1, 2023