I Just Had Sex! 

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

I Just Had Sex! by greggory9669 March 4, 2011

it was just a prank bro

Used by fucktards who don't know when to stop and do the dumbest stuff to people and claim it was for the camera

I was walking down the street then I was stabbed, the guy who did it told the police it was just a prank bro.

it was just a prank bro by Pop tart420 June 7, 2016

she’s just a friend 

marinette

adrien: me going after marinette? no, she’s just a friend

she’s just a friend by ladynoireswife November 10, 2020

my unicorn just ate the moon 

If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.

my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?

my unicorn just ate the moon by Blawhoa November 17, 2010

My dog just died 

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.

Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."

My dog just died by Cooolkid64 July 21, 2010

You just got googled.

A phrase used when one person conducts a Google search to prove a point made in an argument with another person. Phrase was first coined in 2015 in Aurora, IL.

Person 1: You're totally wrong. Julius Caesar did not die in March.
Person 2: Of course he did. Person 2 googles "Julius Caesar date of death" to prove date of death
Person 2: Boom! You just got googled.

You just got googled. by Agent CSR October 4, 2016

we just recently had steaks 

Also knows as, wjrhs, is the english pronoun for choads having a fine dinner of steaks.

We just recently had steaks at bob sags

we just recently had steaks by Steaksjaycee August 14, 2018