jerk work

1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.

My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.

by Motòrfred August 16, 2019

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 07, 2024

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess February 01, 2025

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 10, 2019

split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Bethany gives a good split jerk!

by Boxlova October 23, 2020

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas March 01, 2018

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023