Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

by b_mackin August 3, 2011

Jackson

Not a definition, but..a clarification....Franklin isn't on the one dollar bill, Washington is....so, twenty Franklins is not equal to one Jackson..Franklin is on the Benjamins aka 100 dollar bills.

T. Wade is a moron for thinking that twenty Benjamins is equal to one Jackson.

by A. Money December 28, 2005

Michael Jackson

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.

Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!

by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

Michael Jackson

A pedophile

LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.

MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee

by Oswaldo Moberry October 22, 2020

Michael Jackson

a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.

...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!

Friend: What does that mean?

Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.

by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

Michael Jackson

A nonce

That guys a Michael jackson

by Urban area is the most likely January 2, 2021