Straight Faggots

Straight people at gay bars.

These straight faggots be takin ova this place.

by NYCJfry December 13, 2021

Super Straight

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.

Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!

by milflover March 12, 2021

Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

Straight TikTok

The reason why people hate TikTok. Come on, TikTokers, I know you love TikTok, bt take it down a little. And TikTok haters, not all TikTokers are like the ones you see. If you get it, there's a lot more to see.

Please, let's stop Straight TikTok.

by iS sAnA gAy November 24, 2020

Spicy straight

When a straight person would have sexual intercourse with the same sex but would never have romantic feelings for them

Cason made out with a dude for 15 minutes so we would consider his spicy straight

by anonymous February 11, 2022