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Mercer Island 

Home of the Asians and Jews. See Jew Island.
They don't let any minorities (Especially blacks) on Mercer Island unless they are here to clean the houses or do manual labour.
Mercer Island by poor mike July 1, 2011

trap island 

home of the trap, a place where guys are victim to sexual phenomena.
"im going to came to trap island" -says one visitor.
trap island by naynay8 April 30, 2010

The Island 

The Island is a procedure in which one places extreme amounts of toilet paper into the toilet. Using at least a half roll, this will cause all of the water in the toilet to be absorbed by the toilet paper. The islander then poops on top of the pile of toilet paper.
Dude, the host at this party is a major douche. You should give him the island.
The Island by cornbeef0007 February 14, 2012

shlong island tea 

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.
Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.
shlong island tea by Smewsailing August 20, 2013

penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'
Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!
penis island by robert55535 June 17, 2016

Wrong island 

Some islander who has a Bob Marley tatoo.
Wrong island by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018