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You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.
Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"
by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009
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Don’t have a cow, man!

An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2018
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Can I have your 7s'?

Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.
Ayo girl, Can I have your 7s'?
Lemme' get yo' 7s'.
Can I get those 7s'?
by FarrahSaysHi February 8, 2012
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I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.
by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
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see this you can't have it cover

A magazine cover with a beautiful woman on the cover that you would like to fuck but you can't because its just a photo.
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!
This see this you can't have it cover hurts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009
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my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand
My knees have turned to water
by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017
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i don't really have one

a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject.
You: So, what's your favorite food?

Person: I don't really have one.
by Mothenater April 29, 2008
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