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half and half  

A beverage made up of half cold beer and half warm urine served to the biggest asshole at a social event after he's bummed every one out.
Dude, after that asshole started in with his superior attitude and kept bragging about the number of foreclosures he's done, Johnny fixed him up with a half and half .
half and half by Vox 19 August 16, 2008

Half-Life Deathmatch 

Parent of CS.
However acts like the bastard offspring of CS...ha
Half-Life Deathmatch by Anonymous February 3, 2003

Half Moon 

when usually a woman takes revenge on a guy for such sexual acts as , angry pirate, spider man, alaskan fire dragon, honey pot, forking .... while in bath or bed she rips of his large toe nail and jams it down the 'japs' eye of his penis in retaliation
tom is bored with his sex life , his wifes a bitch, he spices it up my while reciving oral cums into her eye and kicks her leg ( the angry pirate ) , later while relaxing in the bath together under the bubbles touches him into a stiffy , while with the other hand rps of his big toe nail and shoving it down his winky (Half Moon - the toe nail shape)
tom is hurt , badly
Half Moon by SmokedK April 15, 2010

Half Baked 

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
Half Baked by catfight12 January 4, 2009

half-virgin 

Some one who was almost drunk enough to have sex.. but didn't have that one shot of tequilla.
that fool over there gave me head and let me suck on her milk sacks but I just didn't seem to eneter her woopie.
half-virgin by Ajay June 5, 2005

half pineapple 

A cross between a yoga pose and a sexual act that's as difficult to master as is cutting a pineapple in half.
So me and kirsten totally pulled off the coveted half pineapple last night. My legs are gonna be sore for weeks
half pineapple by tank mcgriffith November 14, 2011