dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

by Blames Johns August 5, 2016

dong sauce

The repeaded shots of creamy white fluid springing forth from ones dong mid orgasm

When sally got done giving me that killer hummer i covered her face in dong sauce!

by BP82 June 17, 2016

Dongbition

An ambitious DONG.

My DONGbition is shameless.

by Dongbitious May 12, 2016

dongbear

a bear with a giant penis

did u see that huge dongbear

by slimezorua September 4, 2016

dongdinga

A ho who likes tips

A ho who only touches the tip is a real dongdinga

by omg12354 September 15, 2016

dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!

by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016