Cum dumpster

A slut that lets people fuck her and cum in her for fun normally seen in animated porn like dropout.

Dude that test got me so scared I am going to use the cum dumpster.

by Just ice bro June 3, 2020

cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.

Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.

by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020

Cum dumpster

Man that girl is such a cum dumpster, she sucks and fucks different guys behind her boyfriend's back so she has all the cum she needs!!

Veronica is such a cum dumpster, she sucks blacks guys off for weed, she enjoys swallowing his salty jizz

by Hahaha why so serious August 3, 2020

Comfy Dumpty

The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.

Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”

by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020

space dumping

To shit in af condom and freeze it over night and using it as a dildo on a girl.

We did the space dumping last night

by TheMagicNiger November 16, 2020

Glop dumpster

THOT guzzles down on the juzzEz.

That hoe over there has the whole complex in her stomach, she is a glop dumpster.

by Makomike December 16, 2020

Humpty-Dumptied

This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.

Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?

The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.

Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.

The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.

Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.

by Stoney69 December 18, 2020