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double hypocrite

A hypocrite who complains about hypocrites..... in other words me
*Jeff beats his wife, is a raging alcoholic, rapes babies, murders people, and steals shit all the time BUT Jeff goes to church..... this makes Jeff a hypocrite*

*Jeff is talking to his friend about football and along walks a hypocrite and Jeff says "DAMN I HATE HYPOCRITES!".... now armed with the knowledge that Jeff is a hypocrite and he complains about hypocrites we can officially call him a "double hypocrite"*
by foshiznizzle November 23, 2007
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double letters

when a frat guy or sorority girl overdoes their Greek pride by wearing multiple articles of clothing with their Greek letters on them, whether it be a hat and a shirt, a shirt and shorts, open jacket with t-shirt underneath. Considered to be lame and over the top in Greek communities.
The Crows always overdo it by representing double letters like the lame asses they are.
by RowansFinest April 20, 2008
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Double RainCloud

The polar opposite of the Double Rainbow: A double dose of depression to the point of suicide.

Triple RainCloud will result in spontaneous death and possible combustion.

Alternatively, a historical Indian Chief who peed and shat on tribesmen while they slept.
Double Raincloud: Jimmy was on his way home and got into an accident with the milkman who has been sleeping with his wife. Jimmy was at fault and has to pay for all of the damages. The milk man takes his wife to Greece with the extra cash.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death): Wife leaves Jimmy for the milkman, finds out his kids were the milkman's, and is forced by the courts to pay child support.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death with combustion): Milkman sends email to Jimmy with explicit pictures of him Tri-bagging his wife (and kids) in Greece.

Full on Triple raincloud-all the way across the sky:
Jimmy tries to sue milkman for child abuse and loses despite photo evidence. Beacause the judge happened to be the milkmans father and took the pictures thus making them inadmissable in court.
by Amarci_ano July 30, 2010
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Double Down Brown

when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.
by whiskey row trio October 2, 2010
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E double S

Acronym: Elite Social Squad
Those lads which are regarded by all their peers as the superior form of the male species. You cannot even try to talk to one unless you have achieved a recognised status. They are dominant on the sports field, the pub and they get all the gash.
Slates: Richard, Jon and Luke dominate the E double S.
by Bryan manderson April 16, 2008
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super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.
J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"
by SHM January 4, 2008
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shoot a double

Coined after a wrestling move, it is a phrase often used by a person (who in most cases will be jacked and tan) to imply that he will literally "shoot" his body in on another person, grab both of their legs, lift them up, and proceed to drop them on their neck. The person "shooting" may grunt during the move or arm-pump afterwards to assert their dominance. Can also be followed up by a "monkey stomp."
Art is so jacked, he can shoot a double on a 500 pound boulder.
Art got so mad at the kid that he shot a double, dropped him on his neck, then monkey stomped the back of his head multiple times before walking away.
by Stortz January 20, 2009
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