Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

critch bitches

A mean term people and upper class men use to describe a awesome group of very close friends. They do not HU with the critch gang and are very nice

Yo stop calling these nice group of people critch bitches because they’re not

Fuck off jerk

by Demi Lovato October 16, 2017

cranch

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

catch a case

we’re gonna have a problem there is gonna be a problem

Person 1: Wow Brian is really getting on my nerves.

Person 2: Your really gonna catch a case with him

by bumblebeebridget November 13, 2019

Corn Catcher

The act of piercing the anus to catch corn from your brown matter

"I got to go home and clean my corn catcher before it gets just and i get clogged up" Said Jessica Simpson

by AaronCKKJ May 13, 2005

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

Bi Catch

When a girl goes to a gay bar and picks up a straight guy.

Melissa: "I heard she picked him up somewhere."
Jessica: "Yea, probably was a Bi Catch."

by hotsauceorama July 25, 2011