glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.

Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee

by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 16, 2021

Slav Coffee

An alcoholic drink containing
-1 shot of vodka
-1 shot of eggnog schnapps

-1 shot of original monster energy
-1/2 can of Dr Pepper
It may sound bad but it’s surprisingly good

Yo, you got the stuff to make Slav coffee?

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock

Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy

by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Gæ Coffee

Literally exactly what it sounds like. Coffee for gæ people.

P1: what're you drinking?
P2: just some gæ coffee.

by qu_inn April 10, 2021