Cock Board

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

by puebloCO November 25, 2010

cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor

Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.

by I Need Velcro November 19, 2010

Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.

I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.

by A1LColtrane May 9, 2004

soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008