boyfh

Hot and spicy tartar sauce that you pour all over your nipples.

person1: Dude she poured so much boyfh on herself last night!
person2: That's so hot bro!

by mkpeck November 29, 2011

Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl

Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?

by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

boyf mate

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.

how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

Boafft

Text language for the saying, "birds of a feather flock together." Usually used in a derogatory manner, insinuating that one clique cannot think for itself. A group of girls just "going with the flow."

Clique girl: whoa, those boots are hot!
Clique girl 2: well if she likes them then those boots are probably popular, so I love them!
Clique girl 3: if those two love those boots, I am so buying them even though they're butt ugly and cost $500.
Non-clique girl: wow. I guess boafft, huh?
Non-clique girl 2: yeah, those girls are definitely birds of a feather!

by El oh el October 30, 2013

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

boffed off

Getting a blowjob from some ratchet woman

Hoogz : i had a tinder date last night. I took her to burger king and ended up getting boffed off in the parking lot

Worm : Nice!! Whats her number?

by DA ROW May 6, 2014