Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.
by CelticsFan69 November 5, 2007
Get the boner jamzmug. Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.
by oslodude November 4, 2008
Get the boner shrinkermug. You: Did you guys check out my new 3D TV?
Me: Yeah, major brain boner.
Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.
Me: Yeah, major brain boner.
Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.
by The Comet March 26, 2011
Get the Brain Bonermug. A game started in Lancaster High School, in lancaster ny.
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that!
First, in the last 5 minuts of class, see if you can get a full stiff, and see if you can loose it before the bell rings for your next class. If not, you will walk through the halls with a boner, and nobody wants that!
by cranedave021994 May 20, 2009
Get the Boner Gamemug. by Jeff "Troofus" Corcoran May 16, 2005
Get the Boner Batterymug. A "BONER KILLER" is when something good is about to, or is happening and all of a sudden it turns out to be bad. Its another way to express your hopes being let down.
" I went to KFC and when i was in line, I saw a roach run across the floor. That was such a BONER KILLER.So I left."
Example 1: You meet a cute girl/guy. They stink.You all of a sudden loose all attraction.
Example 2: Your at a party and your having fun. Then some idiot decides to start a fight. It gets out of control, the cops come over, and you get arrested. Your night is ruined.
Example 3: You have a crush on someone and then you come to find out something terrible about them (i.e. STD, hoe, player, too many kids, married). Ruins the image you had in your head about them.
Example 1: You meet a cute girl/guy. They stink.You all of a sudden loose all attraction.
Example 2: Your at a party and your having fun. Then some idiot decides to start a fight. It gets out of control, the cops come over, and you get arrested. Your night is ruined.
Example 3: You have a crush on someone and then you come to find out something terrible about them (i.e. STD, hoe, player, too many kids, married). Ruins the image you had in your head about them.
by Nick Diaz March 8, 2006
Get the BONER KILLERmug. by OhSoAwesome May 1, 2010
Get the Bieber Bonermug.