u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

Boat Jewelry

The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.

Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!

by Read and Write April 9, 2023

Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

The same boat

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...

Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023