Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020

Boat

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

boat toe

Similar to a cameltoe. Except u get it from a life jacket

1.i don't want to wear a life jacket because they always gives me a boat toe

by Stuffedniggacrust July 27, 2019

Boating

The act where your planking and your penis touches and goes into the cool toilet water.

Gilbert G. “Bro! I was just boating and my penis went back inside my body!”

by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011