bmf

"bend me forwards"

homosexual reference

"oh big boy why dont you bmf right here"

by qualcast September 18, 2003

BML

A small creature generally found belonging to a Citz.

I found me a BML the other day.

by L.J. September 16, 2003

bmw e30

A whimpering teenage girls car, men sometimes own these and if you are a man that owns one you probably like penis in your butt.

“My bmw e30 is a total chick magnet” said no one ever

by Dude 1009743 January 18, 2018

b.m.w

be my whore

hey baby you fine want to bmw?

by fuckfacecanthitongrlsfaggot October 5, 2003

BMW

A car you buy because you cant afford a Mercedes.

BMW's really fucking suck.

by gotti69 September 10, 2008

BMSO

Shorthand for 'BITE MY SHIT OFF'. Used in the same manner as ROFL to express utter contempt.

Ernie: I'd prefer to use the dot as ironic counterpoint, especially in this instance, but it's a bit hard to wring any irony out of this topic.

Reply: BMSO

by Fatt Eh July 1, 2009

BMFB

burn mofo, burn!

Shorthand for expressing frustration, and disgust over something, or someone's actions.

After the 4th round of interviews you are told:
- We'll keep in touch.

So, naturally, you think to yourself:
- WTF! You've wasted time for this? BMFB!

by oceanbreeze29 March 4, 2010