beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

Beach

Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.

“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira

by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019

Beach

Where the snow meets water or the parking lot. A common aprés spot to regroup with friends under a chillass spring/summer blue sky afternoon

808-moke: e brah want go beach afta this run?
808-chopsticks: Shoots! Hana hou gurl. Last RUuuuuun cheeeuu
Calidude: Sweet! I already got all my lines in. Let's tailgate at my truck yo!
Snowsurfer: Don't forget the poke, I buried it in the treewell!
808-moke: Beers and pupus, cannot wait fo talk story, see you on teh beach!
Calidude: fosho! I'll pull out the beach chairs

by mainland_pidgin February 29, 2020

Beach

Like bitch but clean

Man she’s a beach

by Coolguy69000 April 8, 2020

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

beach

a collective name for a group of selfish people.

A beach of selfish people caused the infection rate to rise substantially

by Angry Striver May 31, 2020