Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021

sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

Jojo Johnson

Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out

Me and my partner had a JoJo Johnson and it was amazing!

by Lg49 January 29, 2022

jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad

That girl is such a jayla johnson

by Sluxreper June 17, 2018

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.

Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson

by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022

johnson

another name for the male member

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth

by tazee July 12, 2022