sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 28, 2011

meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr March 1, 2016

Wiggly Meat

The meat you use for sandwich meat from the Deli. When it wiggles, Cats come running.

I was making my man a dope ass sandwich, when I pulled the wiggly meat out from the fridge. Damb cat heard the package and started meowing up a crazy storm for some sandwich meat. I made him dance for his wiggly meat.

by LeannaTheMadHatter February 11, 2021

meat vlogs

a group of kids that are tryhards but people think they're pre cool. Very diverse group of kiddos, half short half tall.

have you watched meat vlogs new vid?
Heck ya buddy!!

by itsmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 1, 2019

meat barn

Another word for a woman’s vagina

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “

by Tb_04 May 7, 2018

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018