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toolbox

a complete total tool,

1) someone who tries too hard to fit in and just turns out as a total loser

2) also someone who will do anything to please you.
1) Kid: "Who the hell was that kid?! who does he think he is?
Me: "Oh..you met Josh, he's a toolbox, if you ignore him he may go away..."

2) Kid: "Man I wish I had some money"
Me: "Dude just go ask Josh, he's a fuckin toolbox"
by 1337is64`/ October 18, 2006
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TOOLBERRY

i use toolberry at home with my daughter when she does funny things .when playing pool and you have that really easy shoot.and then miss .(TOOLBERRY)
that person is such a toolberry
by toolberry April 21, 2011
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toolface

A term given to the rawest of the raw, studliest of the studs, and most handsome of the handsome. Often is given to the best of football players.
Toolface scored four touchdowns and had the game saving interception before visiting each of his three girlfriends.
by toolface December 14, 2006
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malcom toolsie

by caramelmoth April 18, 2018
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toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him
Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"
by dude December 20, 2004
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tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"
by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007
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tool

a greenspoon
man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away
by walt3r September 9, 2010
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