rascal porn

The holy grail of gay porn,when two black male homosexuals also known as sweet street chocolate have intercourse while using a midget as a toy

Hey tyrone lets get together for some rascal porn

Sorry dashawn i cant get ahold of alex(midget)

by spring-sprung October 17, 2017

oven porn

Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy

Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there

by TBNRFRAGS October 26, 2017

Turtle porn

A guy bad at sex

Mickey: " how is Tyler's dick game?"

Heaven:"It's like turtle porn, slow and boring"

by Grumpup March 23, 2017

backstage porn

When porn stars describes in what goes into an episode or shoot, such as outfits, accessories, scripts, venues, etc. Things such as STD testing happens beforehand, as well as kinky role plays demanded by the master of the set to "try out" the girls he hired.

As a porn star, I'm expected to describe where I get my nails done a certain color, hair done a certain way, and sex scenes rehearsed before a shoot in a backstage porn episode.

by galsgals805 February 28, 2017

porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.

I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.

by TheFooz February 28, 2017

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016