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i dont get how to use this in later life🧐
the teacher taught us maths,we were sleeping
by infiresmann August 20, 2019
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Math

The most shitty boring thing of hell and fuck of a dock you will ever meet. Exactly like homework
Maya: Can we go to the park?
Dan: Nah, sorry I have math
Maya: SHIT THAT MATH!
Dan: Ikr?
by NotDerpyOpheeBopYT December 24, 2021
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by yo a bitch June 10, 2019
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Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024
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Fight-or-Flight Math

When it is humanly understandable to give up instead of persevering when faced with a false start or failure in solving a math problem—when the pain-and-gain mindset is often missing among struggling or frustrated students, who mistakenly thought that only those blessed or born with the “mathematical gene” could do math.
Fight-or-flight math makes it hard for us to think clearly, logically, and reflexively. Let not negative emotions take control of our reactions.
by Numerati August 8, 2024
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MAL Math

Short for “Mar-a-Lago Math.” Questions that creative math educators love to pose to expose the dark businesses and malpractices that often take place there between Mr. Pinocchio and his entourage of rogue advisors and morally corrupt lawmakers: shady deals, illicit affairs, illegal storage of classified documents, doctored valuations, and the like.
One billion-dollar MAL math question that has divided real estate agents and bankers is the value of the notorious Floridian private club, which ranges wildly from $18 million to over $1 billion.
by Numerati December 10, 2023
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Math

Math is the name given to Satan's children. they were sent them from Hell to terrorize the humans on earth. most humans became brain dead or mentally scarred. but everyone is too scared to fight back.
"Help! I'm being tortured to death by math, Satan's children!"
by peepa_pig April 1, 2020
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