Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Sloppy Fucked

When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.

My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.

by Ty4nn4_17 May 27, 2018

Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

Sloppy Rockefeller

When a man climaxes onto the face of someone and proceeds to stick as many dollar bills to the recipient’s face as possible, using the sperm as a makeshift adhesive.

No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.

by Jloon May 31, 2018

Sloppy poppy

A man who gets to sloppy in bed all the time named

Adyen sure is a sloppy poppy

by Suck my coleston May 31, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018

Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz

“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018