Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs

I feel sick today

by this username sucks June 28, 2021

Sick

Something you say you are to avoid work.

I’m going to tell my boss that I’m sick because I don’t want to work.

by Call me Mr. Daddy January 13, 2022

Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

Spraydiation Sickness

Illness produced by overexposure to flatulence particles (farticles) or odors.

Several people were hospitalized after being diagnosed with spraydiation sickness as a result of today's baked-bean eating contest.

by MWBishop June 29, 2010

Sick Points

The act of coughing or faking sick to gain someone's sympathy or attention, like scoring points to gain the favor of others.

Bro, stop coughing like that. I know you're just trying to farm sick points.

by MrPlank October 2, 2025

Sick Fucks

A couple that chooses another's relations to make love work, and in the morning realizing that it was a big mistake!

Last night, sex was creepy. Now I feel like we're a couple of sick fucks!

by Genmyself3 January 20, 2020