This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)
stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night
stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming
stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming
by commander clit October 31, 2009
Get the Russian Range Rovermug. When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.
by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011
Get the Russian Albino Rhinomug. A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006
Get the Russian Titty Fuckmug. When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007
Get the Russian Candy canemug. fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021
Get the russian candy canemug. Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014
Get the creepy russian unclemug. people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022
Get the russian sleep experimentmug.