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@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.
“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
I know right.”
by baldyphobic December 26, 2020
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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Robert

Robert is a nice,funny, and gentle. He will always be there for you in tough times, and will build you up like no other. He is the perfect material for a best friend and will do anything to keep you happy. Never lose a Robert because you will be sad. He will love you like no other and will treat you with love. He cares more about other people than himself so be sure to look out for him. Usually tall Roberts are more rude, And shorter Roberts are nicer.
Robert such a hunk!
by Bsbdjsvdnd January 5, 2021
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Robert

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13
Robert is cool
by jeraldin February 17, 2021
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Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall
Why the hell is Robert so Tall
by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021
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Robert Dyas

Referencing the Robert Dyas Advert.

When someone is trying to be inclusive, or pretending to be inclusive, however, is clearly failing.
"Don't be so Robert Dyas about it".
by ZeeZeeB March 4, 2021
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Robert Jackson

A very awesome, smart, and funny young man. He is very nice to others and he gets all the ladies. Robert is a very wise man. He works his way out of a situation and he will take your breathe away. He is also a great war machine! And friend. Jackson is a guy who you can count on. You could put your life on the line for him and he would do anything for his friends and family. You can tell him everything and he won't tell. Everybody just loves being around him because he is sweet, kind, funny, fun and sometimes even charming. As well as A nice caring guy. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends. When he talks to people he makes their day light up. Super funny. He can be a total geek sometimes but it just makes him more likable. Tons of girls like him but he doesn't even notice. He is one of the most amazing people and best friends you'll ever have.
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