rule 400

If your friend can’t afford food, buy them food.

“Bro i’m hungry but I can’t afford food” “no worries bro i got you, rule 400”

by Insallahhabibbi March 8, 2023

Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019

Rule #363

Rule #363 of the internet goes: "if it exists, there is an FNF mod about it" FNF is short for Friday Night Funkin' a rhythm game

This character is cool, is there an FNF mod about it? No. Well, rule #363 inti action.

by Miksi0784 July 31, 2022

Eyebrow rule

If she has thick eyebrows, theres a better than average chance she has a thick bush.

"Dude, Emilia Clarke totally follows the eyebrow rule!"

by NizzleDogg499 September 9, 2018

zipcode rule

If a girl lives in a completely different zipcode than you, a one night stand with this girl is the farthest it may go. No long distance relationship, just sex.

Cheryll: So are we a thing?

Steven: Sorry, since you live so far away, the zipcode rule applies.

by CJ8834 June 14, 2017

Half rule

The half rule shows if relationships can be accepted in society simply take you age and divide by 2 if the other person in your relationship is less than half your age you should not be in a relationship anything half or over is acceptable

For example if you are 20 you can be with someone who is 10 or over
Hey she’s only 6 and your 13 follow the half rule bro

by Jessie Starr August 25, 2021