Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

peter cotton tail

the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus

I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.

by Flaxx Eed August 28, 2009

Peter Pan Buffet

When two very ugly people are anal fucking, the disgusting male rubs his dandruff on the girls ass representing pixie dust.

Man this comic convention is awesome, and I kinda want to go give that girl a Peter Pan Buffet.

by Strazar March 1, 2011

Peter Pan

A very hard blow to the left shoulder.
Also sometimes called the Peter Pan Blaster.

"Peter Pan Blaster!"
"YOW! Don't do that!"

by AngryAmishMafia July 26, 2004