Peter Pan Suicide

Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress

commit peter pan suicide

by nori.1811 December 20, 2021

Peter Griffin Syndrome

A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.

PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.

by PaxVA April 12, 2022

Craig Peter Montoya

Career criminal;

Charming 47 year old junkie;

Bites the hands that feed him;
Memphis Tennessee USA loser;

Been in prison many times;

Lost custody over his kids due to opioid addiction;

Put his wife & kids through homelessness due to heroin addiction;

Ungrateful when met with compassion;

Takes but never gives;

Takes credit for someone else’s effort; Steals (even from friends);

Lies;

Cheats;

Never acknowledges or admits mistakes, even in court;
Never apologizes for shortcomings; Righteous;

Charming;

Manipulative;

Blames his rudeness on ADHD;
Drug dealer;
Selfish;
Pedophile;
Arrogant;
Apparently a good drawer/painter but doesn’t override his shit personality;
Entitled;

Sloane: “OMG is that Craig Peter Montoya from Everclear?”
Tracey: “No, just some ungrateful, old widow”

by WhiteB1atch September 15, 2021

St. Peter, Minnesota

The happiest place on earth.

Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.

by italianmoose July 20, 2006

peter cotton tail

the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus

I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.

by Flaxx Eed August 28, 2009

Peter Pan Buffet

When two very ugly people are anal fucking, the disgusting male rubs his dandruff on the girls ass representing pixie dust.

Man this comic convention is awesome, and I kinda want to go give that girl a Peter Pan Buffet.

by Strazar March 1, 2011

Peter Pan

A very hard blow to the left shoulder.
Also sometimes called the Peter Pan Blaster.

"Peter Pan Blaster!"
"YOW! Don't do that!"

by AngryAmishMafia July 26, 2004